Chapter 95: I'm the One at a Loss

I Really Didn't Mean to Become a Live-in Son-in-Law Drunken Alone at Night 2376 words 2026-03-20 07:22:05

Those athletes were howling in pain from He Haoxuan's beating, each one begging for mercy. "Oh, boss, we don't dare anymore. Please stop hitting us."

He Haoxuan sneered, "I can stop hitting you, but now you have to go beat up Wang Zhisheng. Three punches each. Anyone who doesn't hit him, I'll break their legs."

Those athletes were so terrified of He Haoxuan that they didn't dare disobey.

So they charged at Wang Zhisheng.

"Y-you, don't hit me. I'm from the Wang family. Do you know how powerful my family is?" Wang Zhisheng's face turned pale with fear as he saw those wolf-like athletes rushing toward him.

If each person hit him three times, with over a dozen people, they could beat his face into a pig's head.

But those athletes hated Wang Zhisheng. If he hadn't called them over to deal with He Haoxuan, how could they have ended up beaten like this?

Since they had all become pig heads, they were going to beat Wang Zhisheng into a pig head too.

Otherwise, the murderous look in He Haoxuan's eyes just now really would make him go all out on them.

"Ahh, ooh, ouch." Wang Zhisheng kept screaming in agony.

After forty-plus punches rained down on him, he wasn't dead, but he was beaten terribly.

His face was swollen beyond that of a pig's head. Wang Zhisheng used to be quite handsome, but now he was uglier than Zhu Bajie.

Li Qingwan watched as Wang Zhisheng was carried away, a smug smile on her face. "He Haoxuan, I didn't expect you to be pretty fast on your feet. Seems like all that time as a laborer wasn't wasted—you've got a good physique."

"You're saying all this, what do you want?" He Haoxuan looked at Li Qingwan with concern.

"Hehehe, nothing much, really. From now on, you'll be my sidekick. Whenever someone wants to hit me, you immediately carry me on your back and run." Li Qingwan said excitedly.

You see, Li Qingwan was someone who loved having fun and especially loved stirring up trouble.

Back when she used to hang out with some young guys, if they couldn't afford to offend certain people, they'd end up suffering for it.

But He Haoxuan was different—he was fast. Even if they couldn't fight, they could still escape.

He Haoxuan shook his head inwardly. One false step brings everlasting grief. Ever since Li Qingwan took that photo of him, it seemed he had no choice but to listen to her.

"Li Qingwan, tell me, what will it take for you to give that photo back to me? Aside from my body, you can ask for however much money you want." He Haoxuan gritted his teeth.

He would sell his skills but not his body. He couldn't just offer himself up just because Li Qingwan was beautiful and also his sister-in-law.

"Enough, He Haoxuan, don't think I don't know what you're trying to say. You want to have me, don't you?" Li Qingwan said seductively.

Suddenly, Li Qingwan jumped into He Haoxuan's arms. Her face brushed against his lips, and at the same time, she used her phone to snap a photo of their intimate moment.

"You—will your photography skills be any good?" He Haoxuan asked weakly.

God, even with that earlier photo, he already felt doomed—they had been embracing in it.

Now Li Qingwan's face had touched his lips. People who didn't know the truth would definitely think he was kissing her.

If Li Qingying ever saw this, she would definitely kill him.

"What do you think?" Li Qingwan first uploaded the photo to her phone cloud storage, then showed it to He Haoxuan. "Take a look. Never mind other people—even I, looking at it, would think you're kissing me, taking advantage of me."

He Haoxuan said helplessly, "Li Qingwan, just tell me, how much money do you want before you'll delete these photos and let me go? A million? No, ten million? Will that work?"

Sigh, he could only part with his money to ward off disaster.

"Oh, He Haoxuan, you have ten million?" Li Qingwan fluttered her eyelashes at him.

"I do." He Haoxuan nodded. "What do you say? Deal?"

"If you really have ten million, I could be your little mistress. Don't they say a sister-in-law is half the brother-in-law's? Don't you want that?" Li Qingwan wrapped her arms around He Haoxuan's neck, hanging on him like a koala.

The soft sensation and the unique fragrance of a pure young woman made He Haoxuan feel terribly uncomfortable.

"I want—" He Haoxuan gritted his teeth, about to say "no way" when Li Qingwan cut him off.

"He Haoxuan, you've finally shown your fox tail, haven't you? You may be useless, but your lecherous heart is terrifying. You're scheming after my sister while also scheming after me. Now you've said it with your own mouth—there's no mistake, right?"

With that, Li Qingwan shook her phone again, looking extremely pleased with herself.

"Ah, Li Qingwan, you recorded that?" He Haoxuan felt like this little girl was really going to mess him up.

These young girls nowadays were no joke—even in casual conversation with him, they could secretly record everything.

The worst part was, before he could even finish his sentence, she cut him off.

If she played this recording for Li Qingying, combined with the photo—well, even if he were the judge himself, he couldn't clear his own name.

"Heeheehee, He Haoxuan, now you know how formidable this young lady is, right? Anyway, I've got you exactly where I want you. From now on, you have to listen to me obediently. Otherwise, I'll make sure you can't finish what you start." Li Qingwan laughed triumphantly.

You see, He Haoxuan was handsome, came from a laborer background, had a strong body, could fight, and was tough—he made a perfect free sidekick.

Especially since a guy as safe as him was someone you couldn't find even with ten thousand lanterns.

A worthless wimp like He Haoxuan—even if she stripped completely bare, he wouldn't dare do anything reckless.

So if she didn't bring He Haoxuan along, who would she bring?

"Li Qingwan, don't worry. From now on, I'll listen to you. Whatever you tell me to do, I'll do. But you absolutely cannot show that recording and photo to your sister, or else I'm dead for sure." He Haoxuan's face fell.

"Alright, deal." Li Qingwan got so carried away with joy that she impulsively pecked He Haoxuan on the cheek.

Suddenly, He Haoxuan froze. How could Li Qingwan kiss him?

Li Qingwan also froze. She hadn't expected that in her excitement, she would actually kiss He Haoxuan.

She had never kissed a man before. Just like that, her first kiss went to this good-for-nothing He Haoxuan?

Although Li Qingwan felt a little uncomfortable inside, strangely, she wasn't all that angry.

But no matter what, she still had to scold him. "He Haoxuan, you bastard."

"Hey, Li Qingwan, can you be reasonable? You kissed me. I'm the one who got taken advantage of—I should be the one scolding you."

"Hmph, if you hadn't been standing right in front of me, how could I have kissed you? It's all your fault." Li Qingwan's little face was flushed, looking very cute.

He Haoxuan realized that reasoning with a woman was like casting pearls before swine.

"Grrr." Li Qingwan's stomach growled.

He Haoxuan glanced at her with a strange look. "Hey, you're a woman. How can you be hungry? If anyone should be hungry, it's me. You need to be more reserved. Even if you haven't eaten for a hundred days, you should still pretend you're not hungry."