Chapter 91: Buying Instant Noodles Without Seasoning, Making Love Without a Condom!

Reborn as a Charismatic Tycoon Shangguan Liuyun 3275 words 2026-03-20 07:25:40

"Bingbing, my dear wife, I will definitely prove to you that I'm qualified to pursue you. My family is extremely wealthy, and I'm incredibly skilled in bed!" Ling Tian made his vow with absolute confidence.

"Oh, and I forgot to add one more thing—your family's money is your family's money. The man I'm looking for is someone who can earn hundreds of millions through his own ability. In fact, I've already turned down plenty of government officials' sons and wealthy heirs, including country-bumpkin rich kids like you. Understand?" Han Bing still looked at Ling Tian with that same contemptuous gaze.

These words made Ling Tian break out in a cold sweat. That was a pretty high bar, but it couldn't stump him. Who did he think he was? He was Ling Tian!

"Fine, I'll prove it to you. You just get ready to be my girlfriend. I came here today to tell you about the situation with the Black Dragon Gang, and also to ask how the case from the night before last is going." Afraid Han Bing might throw another difficult challenge at him, Ling Tian quickly steered the conversation back to business.

"This case is really tough. Da Hai took everything on himself and even denied that it had anything to do with the Black Dragon Gang. And that Mutō Kimura washed his hands of it completely." Han Bing said with some frustration.

"Damn it, there's really no way to convict those guys?" Ling Tian was shocked. He hadn't expected this outcome.

"Right. Their statements are perfectly consistent. They all say Da Hai acted alone, and that Mutō Kimura was just a friend of Da Hai's—the two of them simply had a few drinks and sang some karaoke together. It's obvious they coordinated their stories in advance, so it's very difficult to make anything stick." Han Bing furrowed her brow.

"They're too cunning. Then keep interrogating them. If push comes to shove, I'll do the interrogating myself—I have ways to make them confess." Ling Tian felt he absolutely couldn't let these people off, especially since they'd hurt Tingting. That was unforgivable.

Hearing Ling Tian's words, Han Bing let out a sigh and said, "Unfortunately, it's too late. Yesterday afternoon, Mutō Kimura and the others were released on bail. Only Da Hai is left, and he's been transferred as well. This case is no longer under our jurisdiction."

Han Bing was actually pretty frustrated too. She felt there had to be some kind of hidden conspiracy at work, but there was nothing she could do about it. She could only hope nothing like this would happen again. But she also understood that as long as the people behind the scenes never truly faced justice, this kind of thing would keep happening—if not in Jianghai City, then somewhere else.

This outcome was completely unexpected for Ling Tian. Major suspects released on bail, the primary culprit transferred elsewhere and no longer under Han Bing's jurisdiction—someone had to be pulling strings behind the scenes. At that moment, Ling Tian recalled what Da Hai had said, and what Long Qi had also said—that the Black Dragon Gang was by no means simple. It seemed that was true. There had to be connections in the police force or the political world.

"Where was Da Hai transferred to?" Ling Tian asked.

"The Municipal Bureau. The case has been handed over to them, and it's clear they don't want to keep investigating. I reported everything you told me to the Municipal Bureau, but it didn't do any good." Han Bing said painfully. As a police officer with a conscience, she didn't want to let a single criminal go free, especially the mastermind behind it all. But she was just a small cog in a big machine—higher-ups always outrank you, and there was nothing she could do about it.

"I'm not letting this go. I'll go after the Black Dragon Gang and the Inuyasha Corporation directly and make them understand that Chinese girls aren't so easy to traffic." Ling Tian said, his eyes icy cold.

He'd initially thought about going straight to the person in charge at the Municipal Bureau when he heard they'd taken over the case. But after listening to Han Bing, he understood that someone up there must be shielding the Black Dragon Gang and the Inuyasha Corporation. Going to the Bureau would be pointless.

So he decided to strike directly at the Black Dragon Gang and the Inuyasha Corporation. He would avenge Tingting, because if Dongfang Ye were here, he'd definitely go after the people who hurt his sister. Now that Dongfang Ye wasn't around, Ling Tian would handle this himself.

Of course, the behavior of the Black Dragon Society and the Inuyasha Corporation had also touched a bottom line in his heart. In his previous life, this would have fallen under his jurisdiction. And in this life, although he didn't want to be as exhausted as he'd been before, since he'd encountered this kind of thing, as a capable Chinese man, he had an obligation to act.

It wasn't about playing hero. It was about national dignity. We can play around with Eastern women, but we can't stand by and watch Easterners defile Chinese girls—especially underage ones.

At this moment, Han Bing was a bit taken aback by Ling Tian. When this man got serious, he had a certain charm to him. But she was also a little worried, so she spoke up: "Through this incident, I've discovered that the Black Dragon Gang really does have deep connections. It won't be easy for you to take them on alone. As for the Inuyasha Corporation—you said they're affiliated with the Yamaguchi-gumi. Going after them is equivalent to going after the Yamaguchi-gumi. That's way too difficult."

"Hehe, Bingbing my dear wife, are you worried about me?" Ling Tian suddenly started being cheeky again.

"You're hopeless. Forget it. Just get out of here! The farther away from me, the better!" Han Bing suddenly felt that Ling Tian truly didn't appreciate good advice, and that she was being a bit foolish herself—why bother warning him?

"Bingbing my dear wife, I still have something to say, and then I'll leave. The leader of the Black Dragon Gang is one of ten superpowered individuals. If you ever run into these people, you have to be careful. Best to call me and I'll come running—I'm the only one who can handle them. Remember that. Also, I will prove to you that I can earn hundreds of millions with my own ability. Just wait to be my woman!"

With that, Ling Tian turned and left, not giving Han Bing a chance to blow up at him again. If he'd lingered, he'd probably have a notebook or file folder flying at his head.

"Ling Tian! Go to hell!" Han Bing watched his retreating figure and, sure enough, blew her top.

"If I died, you'd become a widow. No way am I dying!" Ling Tian shot back from a safe distance, then quickly disappeared, leaving Han Bing so furious she wanted to hit someone but had no target. All she could do was curse him through gritted teeth. Even though he couldn't hear it, it made her feel a little better.

"Damn Ling Tian! Stupid Ling Tian! I curse you to get hit by a car when you walk out the door, struck by lightning when you walk down the street, buy instant noodles with no seasoning packets, and get a hotel room with no condoms!" No one would ever have guessed that the usually cold and aloof criminal police captain would say something like that.

"No condoms in the hotel room? Oh my god! Captain Han, did you really sleep with that Ling Tian? Without a condom? You're not going to end up with a baby, are you?"

At that moment, Wang Kun's voice sounded from the doorway, filled with shock and disbelief.

"You! Wang Kun, get out! I would never sleep with that bastard, and I definitely wouldn't not use a condom! Get out and shut the door behind you!"

This time, Han Bing was more exasperated than she'd ever been. Ling Tian had left without closing the door, and Wang Kun had overheard her. Now he'd gotten the wrong idea. It was infuriating!

Seeing that Han Bing was about to explode, Wang Kun quickly backed out and closed the door properly. But in his heart, he was filled with admiration for Ling Tian. He'd seen Ling Tian go in, and he'd seen Ling Tian come out. He'd also seen the folders and notebooks scattered all over the room.

"Ling Tian is incredible! He managed to get a quickie in such a short time, right in the office. Bet they did it on that desk. This is the real-life version of uniform temptation!" In that moment, Wang Kun's admiration for Ling Tian flowed like the waters of the Yellow River, ceaseless and endless.

...

At Jianghai City First Hospital, three VIP wards were all occupied.

The three patients were Xu Shaobai, Zhang Shuai, and Long Qi. Around each of them stood a number of guards, the most prominent being Jin Gang leader Qiao Dong, Northeast Gang leader Zhang Dalin, and Black Dragon Gang leader Long Hun.

At this moment, the three gang leaders all wore grim expressions as they looked at their respective brothers or kin lying in the hospital beds.

Xu Shaobai had lost his right hand, and his manhood had been destroyed.

Zhang Shuai had a bullet wound through his right hand, and his manhood had been destroyed.

Long Qi had his manhood destroyed and three broken ribs—that punch from Ling Tian had been too brutal.

All of them had woken up by now. None were in mortal danger; Ling Tian had applied acupuncture and given them medicine before leaving, which was why they'd regained consciousness within a few hours of arriving.

In Zhang Shuai's room, when he woke up and understood everything, he was utterly devastated. What did it mean for a man to be castrated? It meant he was no longer a man. It meant he would lose his position as heir to the Northeast Gang. He had a younger brother—a half-brother from his father's other wife—and his father would never pass the position to a son who couldn't produce an heir.

His father, Zhang Dalin, was right there beside him, his eyes also filled with pain. Zhang Shuai was his eldest son, his favorite, raised from childhood to be his successor.

And Zhang Shuai had indeed lived up to expectations—skilled in both letters and martial arts, handsome and accomplished. He had always been his father's pride. Zhang Dalin had planned to gradually hand over power after Zhang Shuai started a family, letting him take over the Northeast Gang. But he never imagined something like this would happen at such a critical moment. It was almost too much for him to bear.

"Zhang Shuai, don't overthink anything. Focus on recovering from your injuries. Your father will get justice for you!" Zhang Dalin suppressed his sorrow and forced himself to comfort his son.

Of all the gang leaders who had come, he was the most grief-stricken. The others had lost sworn brothers or underlings. He had lost his son. Blood is thicker than water—his son was the flesh of his flesh! Though he had three sons, the second was nothing but a spoiled playboy who only knew how to eat, drink, and have fun. The third was an illegitimate child who took after his mother—good-looking, but with mediocre intelligence and emotional intelligence. He'd never amount to much. Sigh! Only this eldest son had satisfied him in every way, and now... sigh!

"Father, you must avenge me. Destroy the Purple Moon Gang, sell that bitch Song Ziyue to Southeast Asia so she can be passed around by a thousand men and slept on by ten thousand! And catch that Ling Tian—cut him into a thousand pieces!" Zhang Shuai said viciously. Having lost his manhood, his mentality had turned unhealthy, becoming even more sinister and cruel, almost twisted.